I really will do anything for her.
Gacy comment not five minutes after leaving the house. It was straight-up sad clown, but I grant it was creepy, particularly by the end of the night.
At least a dozen “I hate or am terrified of clowns” from grown adults, many of whom would not look me in the eye.
Some teenagers dressed as Sexy Fill-in-the-Blanks insisted on taking a picture with me.
A confusing evening.