I know you’re curious.
My reverse vanity is tempting me to lie and deny that I know this information.
But know it I do.
Weight from young adulthood:
180–1987–Graduated from high school
190–1987–Home from Q1 of freshman year (ha ha!)
180–1988–Home from Q2 of freshman year
190–1990–Moved to Seattle. Tried to hit two bills via weightlifting–never made it.
195–2001–Moved to Chicago
200–2005–Ate a shitload of gelato in Italy. The two bills stuck.
214–2009–Forgot to not eat Doritos and candy all the time
200–Ten days later–Quit eating Doritos and candy etc.
190–Three months later–Half-assedly not eating so many carbs
185–Present–As long as I eat mostly protein and fat and green vegetables and tomatoes