I had a 60-year-old man yammer at me for about 40 minutes the other day, singing the praises of what he called ASS-frick lenses, a brilliant new technology, and how they made bifocals seem like coke bottles, and how everyone can see 20 percent better with these ASS-frick lenses and if that guy wasn’t standing there, I could read you that newspaper on the table from here.
I had a 60-year-old man yammer at me for about 40 minutes the other day, singing the praises of what he called ASS-frick lenses, a brilliant new technology, and how they made bifocals seem like coke bottles, and how everyone can see 20 percent better with these ASS-frick lenses and if that guy wasn’t standing there, I could read you that newspaper on the table from here.
It finally dawned on me that he meant aspheric lenses, a technology in wide use for maybe 50 years: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aspheric_lens
Maybe we need ASS-frick lenses Tim. Maybe that’s what we need.