Overheard at convenience stores

I was in two convenience stores yesterday.

Conversation 1, two guys behind the counter.

Yeah, so I guess you can’t even find it on the internet anymore.

Oh, I dunno, I think it’s still around.

Yeah, I guess they just have people reacting to it now.

Yeah.

Just how people react to it.

Yeah.

Is it real or….

Man, it’s pretty real!

Yeah?  So it’s just…like with a cup and everything, they….

Yeah, man.  Yeah.

Conversation two.

Clerk:  Can I help you?

Customer:  [taps display of scratch-off lottery tickets]

Clerk:  How many?

Customer:  Five hundred.

Clerk:  …uh, well, heh heh, you got to go downtown, then, and….

Customer:  How many you got?

Clerk:  You serious?

Customer:  [nods]

Clerk:  [starts counting]

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